Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cyber Terrorism

A grossly overstated "threat" contrived by power-hungry fascists to convince Brits & Yanks to surrender yet more of their civil liberties and rights to the government.

London: "People are starting not to fear al-Qa'eda anymore!"

Washington: "Settle down, it'll be okay, we just need a new threat..."

London: "Like what?"

Washington: "Ah I have it! Al-Qa'eda is going to launch 'Cyber Terrorism' attacks from its caves in Afghanistan"

London: "Oh, thank you Uncle Sam, that should shut the public up for a while..."

by John S. June 18, 2006

shoum

comes from the marshalltown, iowa dialect which is 1) low income person or persons aka trailer trash. 2) multi-cultural term including all ethic group for "white trash." 3) Any article or item which is not seen in a middle or high class neighborhood.

The guy wearing the deer antlers and cowboys boots is shoum.

by John S. September 01, 2003

duche fuck

some one who achieves the ranking of a duche bag and a fucker in one fucking duchey act

adam just pissed in your water bottle,
what a duche fuck!

by John S. March 18, 2005