A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
The failure to come up with a believable fake name due to time constraints or panicked thinking.
Policeman at car window: "Sir, this car was just seen at a popular doggingspot. I'll need your name, please."
David Armstrong: my name is John... Super... Man...
Policeman: That goddamn failias crap ain't gonna work on me, boy! Get the hell out here!
The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.
"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"
"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"
The fake email name used when signing up for websites. Usually created by mashing your hands on the keyboard then adding "@yahoo.com".
Guy 1: "Dude, this porn site wants my email address before I can see the premium stuff..."
Guy 2: "Screw that, man. Just use a qwertymail address..."
Guy 1: "Of course! Qwertyuiopasdfg@yahoo.com it is!"
The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.
Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"
You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."
A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.
British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"
Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"
Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?
Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?