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The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.
John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
The sound one makes when falling off a cliff.
Sarah: "Kevin, be careful! You're very near the edge."
Kevin: "aaaaaaaaaaargh!"
The usual response to any minor factual error in a science-fiction or fantasy related article on the internet.
A nerd swarm is characterised by multiple, repeated corrections to the error along with reactions blown out of all proportion. See also nerd rage.
Article headline: "Why Tom Baker, the sixth Doctor, had such curly hair."
Comment: Tom Baker was the FOURTH DOCTOR!
Comment: fourth Doctor Who, dumbass.
Comment: fourth
Comment: Colin Baker was the sixth Doctor
Comment: He was fourth!
Comment: which curly haired Doctor do you mean, fourth or sixth?
Comment: You stupid bastard! Fourth!!!
Comment: fourth!
Comment: By the blood of Rassilon, I swear that I will murder your entire family for this! Tom Baker was the fourth Doctor!
Comment: You made a mistake. Tom Baker was the Fourth Doctor.
Comment: Fourth Doctor
Comment: Failure! Baker was, like, the fourth.
Comment: Colin or Tom, you piece of s**t?
Comment: Fourth.
Comment: Quick! Edit your article! There's a nerd swarm forming! For the love of God, edit it now!!!
The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.
"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"
"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"
A beard grown to disguise a double chin.
"That George Lucas really helps define your jawline. Without it, you'd look like a potato."
"Um, thanks."
Someone who believes they are famous due to having high numbers of Instagram followers.
Jared: "Yeah, so my last photo got over 60,000 likes. Jayzombie & I are, like, totally best friends. People just seem to totally appreciate my Art. It just speaks to them, i guess..."
Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."