A fork of Rural Dictionary
Schiniblingus Snchoo Coochie Fungus Is the term used for when you have raging foot fungus.
"Hey man, wanna fuck?"
"Sorry, pookiebear, but I have Schiniblingus Snchoo Coochie Fungus"
"Aw, shucklebungs!"
A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."