Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

pase

(noun). Spanish word that means "cocaine".

(1) "We snorted some good pase at Joe's party. We were high all night." (2) I've got to share my pase with my girlfriend or else she'll drive me crazy with her begging and pleading."

by Johnny Z. Styles May 14, 2010

red neck noise

music that is considered low-brow, worthless and/or socially irrelevant by visible minorities and the middle- and upper-classes. Heavy metal, country and country-western music are considered red neck noise.

A: That white boy in Bravo Company kept me up all night with his red neck noise. B: Fo Real? What plastic was he spinnin'? A: Gawd damn Metallica and Johnny Cash, yo.

by Johnny Z. Styles June 20, 2010

HMB

Abbreviation for "high maintenance bitch."

I dated this girl for 6 weeks and out of nowhere she asked me to buy her a $700 gold necklace. I dumped the HMB right there and then.

by Johnny Z. Styles June 09, 2010

counter-terrorism

(n.) counter-terrorism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to terrorism.

Before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics began all the manhole covers in and around the city were welded closed as a counter-terrorism measure.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010

rug rat

(noun) A toddler or a young child who is not yet old enough to walk so crawls using all four limbs instead. A newborn baby or children under one-year old are sometimes referred to as rug rats.

Tom and Angela's little rug rat is only ten months old and he'll be walking on his own any day now.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 15, 2010

Occupational Slumming

Taking a job that is beneath a person's education or skill level as a means of retreat from adult responsibilities and/or avoiding possible failure in one's true occupation.

Although he was trained to be an architect, Hank took a job at Burger King instead because he didn't believe he'd be able to design a building that anyone would be interested in financing. His parents were disappointed by Hank's obvious occupational slumming.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 28, 2010

cop killers

"Cop killers" are a type of bullet that can penetrate a police officer's body armor -- for example, a Kevlar vest. Cop-killer bullets have a stronger casing and a smaller bursting charge than regular bullets. Regular bullets are made of lead, which is considered a soft metal. Cop-killer bullets are made from stronger metals such as brass, steel, beryllium copper and iron. Cop-killer bullets are illegal for civilians to own, use or sell in most countries, including the United States and Canada.

The 38-year-old police officer was shot and killed with cop-killer bullets, better known on the street as cop killers. Authorities do not know how the suspect in the murder obtained the illegal ammunition.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 14, 2010