Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Slob

A loser who is fat and unemployed.

"Bro Jordie Jordan is such a slob".

by Johnny is a stupid af name November 01, 2021

Egorgian Baptist

A little-known YouTuber who makes videos about Penn State/Steeler football. He has been benched by Quantrell Bishop on multiple occasions to the point where he had to make a new account.

"That Egorgian Baptist just got put on strings by the 300 lb. Slob, ELPRESADOR."

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 15, 2021

Benched

Another way of saying someone got put on strings or that they are dancing.

"Bro, Now That's So REAL! (on youtube) just got benched again!"

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 15, 2021

Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.

“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 04, 2021

So Slob

The name given to one of Egorgian Warlord's puppets. Known as So Real 187 or Now that's so real on YouTube. He has been dancing for 5 years and has been benched on multiple occasions. He was put against a bunch of other retards in a bench-brawl by EL PRESADOR and lost. He has tried to make multiple videos claiming he makes QUANTRELL BISHOP dance, but he fails every time. Since he is mentally retarded, he has pronounced multiple words wrong. He can't say the word scorned(He says scored), Baja Blast(Pronounced Baha Blast)(He says Bawjaw Blast), and worst of all filet mignon(Pronounced fil-aye minyon)(He says Fil-et Mig-Non). He, also like the fat-faced f*cking slob Jordie Jordan relies on donations while he plays video Games.

"So Slob just got benched"

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 20, 2021

Egorgian Warlord

A warlord that has been sent via the planet of Egorgia. The warlord manes a home in Youngstown, Ohio. The warlord has claimed multiple times to be mentally ill, and also started the worldwide craze "Gunga Ginga". The warlord has many names such as, "EL PRESADOR, QUANTRELL BISHOP, BEAST, THE GOVAKIAN and many more. He has been a lifelong fan of the Cleveland Browns and has many videos punking Hugh Jackson, Baker Mayfield, and Kevin Stefanski. Any more information on beast can be found on his youtube, including another worldwide craze he dubbed, "making puppets dance".

"Egorgian Warlord makes yet another puppet dance."

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 14, 2021

pp

you want to look at worse stuff!? Type it in but don't hit enter. Mexican Pancake etc.

i have a pp

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 20, 2020