A fork of Rural Dictionary
the name given to a Volkswagon Cabriolet that is owned by a man
Man 1: I think my new girls brother might be a homo.
Man 2: The gaybriolet is a dead giveaway.
slang term for fucking someone
I took that hottie home last night and planked her.
the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing
After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.
A tattoo on a womans lower back above har butt.
Damn, that is one sexy butt rocker on that bitch!
Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long
I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.
similar to an eskimo kiss, but instead 2 asses are rubbed together
After I violated the hell out of that bitch last night I gave her an asskimo kiss and fell asleep.