A fork of Rural Dictionary
The greatest actor ever to grace the stage of SNL with his presence. Honestly, the most influentially genius and hilarious actor since Jim Carrey. There is no SNL side-show reject that even comes close to his greatness. (With an arguable acception to Dana Carvey and Chris Farley)
WILL FERRELL CANNOT BE TOUCHED! WORSHIP HIm!
A spirit pit is when you put your penis into a woman's armpit and then cum.
She looked at me wierd when I gave her a Spirit Pit.
A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!
MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?" MAN2: "I just did." MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school." MAN2: "I just did." MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?" MAN2: "I......just....DID."
A variation of "shnizzle" which originated from "Shizzle" which comes from "Shit." Also, could mean something is cool, awesome, pleasurable, or pleasing to someone else.
"I just stepped in dog shlizzle." OR "Yo man, this girl's poo-nanner is the SHLIZZLE MY NIZZLE BIZZLE FO RIZZLE BUT KEEPIZZLE ITIZZLE ON THE DOWNLIZZLE."
A Buttermilk Swirl is when a man inserts his penis into a woman's ass and then stands up. He then holds onto an above ceiling fan and goes in circles with his dick still in the woman's anus.
Right before I left, I grabbed the fan and gave her ass a Buttermilk Swirl.