A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hagmaxxing (or hagmaxxer) is a phrase which refers to age-gap relationships, more specifically, a younger man dating a much older woman.
Guy 1: Is Ted really dating a 35 year old woman?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's totally hagmaxxing.
Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
What a cheating woman says when she doesn't want to actually fess up and admit she cheated on you. Popularized by Jada Pinkett-Smith when she publically admitted to cucking her husband Will Smith.
Husband: Did you cheat on me with another man?
Wife: No I had a romantic entanglement.