Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Grinder bird

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on. In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.

Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen. Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.

by Jolly Roger March 26, 2004

floffus

1) The debris that collects around ones anus, especially after long periods of poor hygiene. 2) A subtarded individual.

after not bathing or wiping his ass for several weeks the fat sweaty guy reeked of ripe dingle-berries and floffus.

by Jolly Roger March 14, 2004

Frankendyke

Janet "Frankendyke" Reno

Frankendyke is responsible for the murder of the men, women and children at the Branch Dividian Church in Mt. Carmel, TX.

by Jolly Roger April 06, 2004

BB Stacker

Navy term for Aviation Ordnanceman who's job it is to load bombs and missiles on military aircraft as well as load and maintain other aircraft armament systems. See Ordy

The BB Stackers are working round the clock with the Intigrated Weapons Team to ensure all aircraft are combat ready.

by Jolly Roger March 26, 2004

porker

A desirable female with buxom proportions.

She is a fine porker.

by Jolly Roger March 20, 2004

whack

To kill or assissinate an individual.

After John Kerry chose Hillary Clinton as his vice president she hired Bills old button men to whack Kerry so she would become president by default.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

bovine scatology

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

by Jolly Roger March 23, 2004