A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.
"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."
Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".
"Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross, this carrot cake has semen in it!"
A variation of the commonly used Jesus Christ. It carries the same meaning as Jesus Christ.
"Holy Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge, I can't believe the Steelers won!"
An insult directed at jerks and assholes. It is similar in definition and used in the same context as motherfucker, with the only key difference being that when calling one a Fetusfucker, you are implying that they fuck fetuses, rather than someone's mother.
"Which one of you Fetusfuckers fucked my girlfriend and gave her Anal Warts?"
A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.
"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."
A derogatory term used to insult a person. It is used in replacement of words such as asshole, fag, dickhead, and motherfucker
"I can't believe that you won't give me the $10 you owe me, stop being such a Fagfucker!"
The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.
"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"