Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Spordangler

A flake of feces attached to ones rectal area that defies removal.

Damn I can't get rid of these Spordanglers no matter how much I scratch my ass.

by Jon Muzychka Occasionally a Cr September 10, 2020

if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it

Witticism

So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.

Beak Tweaker

A person who pokes their nose out above the seam of a mask.

Did you see....that jerk poking his nose outta his mask to breathe.....He's a real Beak Tweaker.

by Jon Muzychka Occasionally a Cr September 10, 2020