A fork of Rural Dictionary
The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair. Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.) A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface. The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating? John: 1.43rpm