A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.
person A: fuck your couch, nigger person B: You've got 2 options.
1) Penguin Feces When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.
Please, help yourself to Shrimp and Penguin shit. Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.
some crazy bitch in a red coat that always seems to be missing.
Where in the world is Carmen san Diego?
A total douchebag, someone who thinks they're cool by creating a negative sterotype of themself. Basically a person with no friends.
Nonconformist: You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because You're all the same. Jock: No, I laugh at you because you're a pussy.
A phrase coined by Jonny Gomez, A commentator on MTV's old 'celebrity deathmatch' show
Nick Diamond: We really saw some ass kicking here! Jonny Gomez: We sure did, Nick. So until next time, Good fight, good night.
A hillarious show that used to run on MTV. The show was animated with clay and pitted 2 celebrities that had something in common (ie Nsync and the Backstreet Boys) against each other in a fight to the death.
Celebrity deathmatch is Fucmin hillarious!