Country Dictionary

an angry looking yet very friendly and sensitive person with black features (such as being very well endowed)

That girl be sleeping with a nery, and that's why she walking bowlegged!

an 1980's musical band

Poison, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.

last night i banged this girl and i got in the moose club.

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.

"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart." OR "Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"

the best fucking country there is,there is no better place then bulgaria,de abe maykaty,bulgaria is number 1.

yo man when i went to bulgaria i got a boner cause it was so nice. bulgaria is off the chain

Whe you can see a girls pussy through her pants?

Her camel toe is hott!