A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the question has already been answered.
"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."
Talking anybody into anything.
"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."
When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.
"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.
Everybody wants it handed to them.
Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.
Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.
"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."