A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.
dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block
the act of grabbing another being or animal's nipple, firmly pinching it and the quickly twisting. Also see purple nurple.
1. Get Slurpee with that nurpee
2. EEEEEE Nurpee
Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.
Nicole will be eating through a straw for a few weeks because i gave her the stair master.