Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Lilia

A small purple flying monkey with green wings indegenous to small bondage closets, known for its overwhelming desire to give swirleys to hampsters.

OM MY! There is a Lilia in that small bondage closet!

by Josh The Orgasmic December 01, 2006

Shwee

The sound sperm makes, both inside and outside a human body.

I was all like "shwee" and he was all like "shwee"

by Josh The Orgasmic December 01, 2006