A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mr. Italy himself. He makes pepperoni pizza for the entire class, and is overall a very nice bloke. He covers his iconic ginger hair with his Cochonou hat along with his fluorescent poncho, used for making rap videos with die Brüder. He will destroy you in Italian Fifa and match the best Mariokart players. His parents are never home; they're too afraid he'll shoot them with an airsoft gun. Hates Italian WW2 memes.
Pierre-Alexandre : Paul's pizzas taste amazing. Joaquin : Yeah, but I found a ginger hair in mine.
Clem is a funny, kind and weird person. She is strange, but means well. When she laughs, she sounds like a seal being asphyxiated. Before you become close to her, you may believe that she may actually have psychosis, and when you get to know her, it is confirmed. Often mistaken for a boy due to her short, Karen-like haircut. Loves carrot sticks and cucumbers (hopefully isn't vegan).
Mark : Have you seen Clem lately? Dave : I saw her deepthroating a couple carrot sticks in the cafeteria today.
Elixanes are very basic. Brunette, brown eyes, (very) short and they wear clothes from Forever 21. Definitely owns one of those tiny backpacks that could hold nothing more than her chapstick. Even though her outside may seem boring, her mind most certainly is not. Her jokes are nonsensical but hilarious, especially if it is an inside joke. She makes you laugh anywhere and anytime, even when it isn't appropriate (like in class or during a funeral). She's smarter than you but acts like she has the same IQ as a Kardashian.
I thought Elixane might be a dumb thot before I met her.