Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ass hattery

The act of a person being an ass hat.

Stop it with your ass hattery!

by Juice November 10, 2004

road head

to receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle, usually on the interstate, but always more interesting while in heavy traffic

she was giving me road head and i almost caused a pile up when i blew my wad

by juice November 04, 2002

nig nug

Don't pay attention to the first defintion, that guy totally ripped me off. I created the word NigNug. It is actually not a racial slur, so to speak, but a McDonalds chicken nugget that can talk, and has the same facial features and ebonic speech as an African American man. Their favorite sauce to be dipped in is BBQ or Rock sauce. (made from Cocaine, baking soda, and pickle juice.) It can also be used as a term of endearment for a friend or family member.

Example #1: Juice: "Yo, let me get a 6-piece Nig Nug and some honey to dip em' in, bitchface." Nig Nug: "You bettah nawt be dippin' my ass in no honey. Sticky ass shit, I'll whoop your ass you whitebread muthafuckah." Juice: "Damn, NigNugs are picky." Example #2: "Yo, hand me that lighter so I can spark this blunt, my nignug"

by Juice March 29, 2005

Nignug

Don't pay attention to the first defintion, that guy totally ripped me off. I created the word NigNug. It is actually not a racial slur, so to speak, but a McDonalds chicken nugget that can talk, and has the facial features and ebonic speech as an African American man. Their favorite sauce to be dipped in is BBQ or Rock sauce. (made from Cocaine, baking soda, and pickle juice.) It can also be used as a term of endearment for a friend or family member.

Example #1: Juice: "Yo, let me get a 6-piece NigNug and some honey to dip em' in, bitchface." NigNug: "You bettah nawt be dippin' my ass in no honey. Sticky ass shit, I'll whoop your ass you whitebread muthafuckah." Juice: "Damn, NigNugs are picky." Example #2: "Yo, hand me that lighter so I can spark this pipe, my nignug"

by Juice March 29, 2005

Whiskerbiscuit

The Unshaved undercarriage of a Woman. Also known as the fur-pie. Sometimes eaten with jelly.

Yo baby baby! Come have a taste of my whiskerbiscuit!

by Juice November 20, 2003

VDS

VDS is an acronym for Violent Dink Shaking. Violent Dink shaking has long been thought to occur only in West Polynesia, however, this is not true. Dink shaking has long been a tradition of the Dink tribe which can be traced back to the late to mid 600s BC, also known as the "Dink Age." At first the tribe only practiced Dink shaking but after time it evolved into a violent act and has been ever since. The exact date of this transition has not yet been discovered but it is widely believed that it was sometime around 1989-1990. It was at this time that the four Dinks were born. For more on the four Dinks and their identity please look up dink and find the definition about 4 people submitted by club4.

VDS can be used in many ways. It has also been used at times as just DS, to signify the non-violent variety of Dink Shaking, often used in peace keeping. 1. The re-written lyrics to "The Real Slim Shady" - Eminem. I'm Slim Dinky yes I'm the Real Dinky, all you other Slim Dinky's are just VDS-ing. So won't the Real Dink Shaker please DS, please DS, please DS. 2. In response to a poor call by a sports official. "Oh come on, that is total VDS!"

by Juice March 01, 2005

kthx

Replacement for "thanks"

OMFG Banana (8:40:15 PM): how was your kthxgiving kthxdieirl (1:19:50 AM): ROOFLE u bAr J eeT is now directly connected (11:34:58 PM). u bAr J eeT (11:35:03 PM): ::hopes for lesbian pr0n:: Jon Likes Juice (11:35:19 PM): server2.exe u bAr J eeT (11:36:00 PM): no trojan for me kthx

by Juice December 07, 2003