A fork of Rural Dictionary
The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf
Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt
Euphemism for a particularly prominent set of ladies genitals. See where the legs begin. Come with added sauce approximately every 28 days.
I had a great night. Met a gorgeous girl and a gallon of Cider later I was in a motel munching on her Lady Kebab. Much better than the usual late night Donna from Spiros' place. Pity it was with sauce though.