A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who is infatuated with Ganondorf, the main villian in The Legend of Zelda series.
"Ooooh, that Ganondorf is soooooooo sexy." -A Ganondork
A phrase to replace "love game" in Lady GaGa's "Love Game". Can be sung to someone who is acting ridiculous.
"Lets play a love goose play a love goose. Do you want love or do you want goose? Are you in the goose?"
A phrase used by one Gandalf the Grey, the famous, kindly wizard from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. It is used during the Mines of Moria scene in the first in the trilogy, the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf says it to Peregrin "Pippin" Took, to display his anger and fustration directing at him for knocking a skeleton down a well, alerting the orcs of their whereabouts and putting the entire fellowship in danger once again.
"FOOL OF A TOOK!!! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!!" -Gandalf the Grey
similar to penmanship, only when typing online.
"i have excellent penmanship, aswell as typemanship"
When "cleaning", simply taking the assorted mess of objects strewn across the center of the room, and moving them to the sides of the room. This creates the illusion of clean space in the room.
"My mom told me to clean my room but that will take hours, if i do some BS cleaning it will only take me five minutes!"