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Jupy

A nickname of my pseudonym (Jupiter UwU)

I bet you thought it's something dirty or twisted, didn't you?
You sick fuck.

Me: "Life is good :D"
Someone: "Lol look at Jupy, she's so stupid."
Me: "D:"

Jupiter

A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'

Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.

help

No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."