A fork of Rural Dictionary
A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.
Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !
Those plastic tampon applicators you find washed up on the Jersey shore.
We wanted to have a quiet moonlight stroll, but the Jersey Beach Whistles were everywhere.
See the dogs bollocks
Excellent!
The ultimate
That new mobile from nokia is the dogs bollocks, it could almost make the tea
a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.
male: you know you want to give it to me
female: dont even
someone who is into "indie music" and thinks all other music is unworthy. Indie snobs typically look down on all other music genres and, as a result, think they are superior to other music fans and have superior music taste.
Indie snobs are typically white, middle class, wear black t-shirts, glasses with thick black frames, and smell like stale cigarettes.