Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

canus

when there is a tear from cunt to anus during birth (due to sidewinder baby), creating the "black hole"

i gave my mom a sick canus when i was born

by K April 26, 2005

fletchjones

Feltchjones is the fictional homosexual relationship between Tom and Danny from McFly, that is expressed by fans in forms of text and art.

I'm going to read some fletchjones

by k February 16, 2005

stonerginity

The condition of never having consumed marijuana.

Chrissy will lose her stonerginity on Saturday'\

by k March 30, 2005

botch

Botch is the hair in between your sack and your ass.

Crabby, Afro

by K May 20, 2004

hippie hardcore Bush process

1. President Bush is a dumb Fuck. Protest, go to jail, get out, listen to cyndi lauper and smoke pot, get brainwashed by farhenheit 9/11 because they forgot they saw it already, and start all over with the whole process.

President bush is a dumb Fuck, he gave himself a black eye by choking on a pretzel. What a fucking dumbass.

by k July 02, 2004

finn

A person of Finnish origin; a person who comes from Finland.

That's one crazy Finn.

by K March 24, 2004

eihtsics

1800's. To dispose of a outlaw, or to remove a personality from the "frontier".

"We eihtsics that varmint last week."

by k March 07, 2005