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The most beautiful girl i have had the pleasure to lay my eyes on. I would do anything to have her as my girlfriend because shes just so damn perfect. Shes funny, nice, beautiful, down to earth, has a smile that lights up the room, and her eyes are just gorgeous. I always make fun of her because shes so short but she knows im kidding amd i find her shortness adorable.
Hey, what's that girls name? She's short but beautiful!
That's madison. Back off dude, she's mine.
An intense, melodic death metal band from California. Sick vocals and extreme instrumentals, Rings of Saturn is one of the most extreme bands I've heard.
Friend 1: "Dude, check out this band I found called 'Rings of Saturn.'"
*Plays Inadequate from the album Ultu Ulla.
Friend 2: "Bro, this band is extreme!"
*Both friends proceed to headbang.*