Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Monkey Pussy

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

by King January 22, 2004

shouse

the mix of two words shit and house

that movie was shouse

by KING February 18, 2003

paint brush

in referance to paint the walls, your paint brush is your penis

after a few hours of painting my brush was getting a little worn out

by king April 24, 2004

ning

a mix of to words nipple and ring
"ning"

give us a look at your ning

by king February 18, 2003

diu

A cantonese word for wordfuck/word. Commonly used inconjunction with explicit, specific and graphic descriptions of the object that is being fucked.

Diu fuck lay your lo old hai pussy.

Diu fuck lay your lo mo mother's chau smelly hai pussy.

Diu fuck lay your see shit fut hole.

by King September 03, 2003

kwok

The King

Bow down to Kwok

by King May 11, 2003

Wasai

The world's best spader and scorer ... in his own mind.

Wasai has been moving a lot of dirt with his bulldozer, but why is there no action yet?

See Lim for the world record in scoring!!!

by King May 20, 2003