A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is an expression that people use when things don't go right. Can be used as a witty reply to someone or used to admit a mistake you made. Also used to express sympathy when something goes wrong to someone else. Use instead of "your problem". Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.
Example 1 Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive. Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem Example 2 I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl. Example 3 Person 1: (trips on stairs) Person 2: That's a failure bowl
When your partner says they will call you but fall asleep instead.
Hi baby, I'm hanging out with my friend but I'll call you when I'm done. 7 hour later, no call. My partner left me hanging tonight by not calling me.