Country Dictionary

France

Hell

I was having a good day, then I remembered that France still exists.

Mely

Abbreviated/slang term for a melatonin.

I popped a mely last night and was out for 10 hours.

white top

Only applies to areas where police cars have their tops painted white. Police car.

Yo, slow the fuck down! That’s a white top up there.

Vandal

The AK-47 styled rifle in the game Valorant that everyone bothers you about in requesting a skin for.

Bro can I have your Vandal skin? No you broke fuck buy your own skin.

Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus. Well nice knowing you.