Country Dictionary

piss midget

an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.

'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'

<:3 )~

way of drawing a mouse using only characters on a standard keyboard

look, a mouse! <:3 )~