Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

schmutz

A cross between Schmuck and Putz

She is such a schmutz!

by Kaytee P August 28, 2003

fish

1. A really icky food that normally swims in salt water until you catch it and cook it and eat it.... yuck! 2.The Bari Sax player who is excessivly perverted and enjoyed Band Camp way too much 3. A slimy person

1. Rachel likes fish but I can't stand it 2. Hey! Fish! What are you doing with that flute player? 3. C and A are such fish, so sly and slimy... ew!

by Kaytee P May 12, 2003

neur

An expression of frustration

I hate Mr. Eiler! Neur!

by Kaytee P January 13, 2004

Eiler

1.A mispelling of the word "Eviler" 2.Also an English teacher

My computer said I spelled Mr. Eiler's name wrong. It tells me to spell it "Eviler"

by Kaytee P January 13, 2004

Marching Band

1. My life 2. The best way to make friends freshmen year 3. a great place to learn music (no shit), marching (no shit part 2), balance, dynamics :-D , how to deal with others, leadership, reflexes, flexibility, and more and more stuff... 4. About the only thing in in a Band Kid's life 5. usually comes with a colorguard attatched... unless you don't have one, which was a good thing at one time but colorguardies are sweet and I'm glad my school has one again 6. A second home... I live in the band room half the year, the band is my extended family, my instructors are awesome, MM is amazing too 7. Where we learn to "March Like Gods" as Julio says 8. Where I learnded how to BS anything 9. and turn any innocent comment into a very dirty one 10. Hot guys... most, and then some ugly nice ones :-D 11. An experience everyone who loves music should have

1. Band is her life! We can't go to the movies, can't go shopping... she's always as band-this or band-that 2. I'd say 80% of my friends are in the band... very sad but i love it!! 3. She can walk instep with her friends down the hallway with a lunch tray on her head, and her eyes closed. She's humming and fingering the show while she's at it 4. I have no other life as you can tell 5. I love my guardies! You know who you are sweeties!! 6. "The band room is my home," said Laura "... the band hallway is my patio... unless the janitor lady kicjs me out," said I. 7. Heehee ACC 8. Oh yeah, just do your facts paragraphs in Mr. Eiler's class on music... which he knows nothing about so you cant be wrong 9. I was doing the robot in class while the low brass was playing their groove in Magna 10. Colorguardies love band guys.. proven fact... and everyone loves drummers 11. My life is changed because of band and I'd like it no other way :-D

by Kaytee P January 14, 2004

Band Kid

1. A kid in a band 2. More specifically a "Marching Band Kid" Traits of a band kid: 1. Plays an istrument (or pretends to) 2. Can read music (or pretends to) 3. Wears a goofy uniform 4. Wears compfy but silly-looking shoes in either black or while with the heel cut off 5. Has two brains... or none at all

Drummers are a diverse bunch of band kids... some are super-smart (not many (-:) annd some are super-dumb (are not! They just think differently)

by Kaytee P January 13, 2004

Goody

1. a snack or treat 2. a synonym for "Yay" or "good" can be sarcastic 3. meant Miss or Mrs or Ms in the Puritan Colonies

1. "Halloween candies are Goodies" 2. "Goody... I get to do homework now!" 3. "... I saw Goody Calvert with the Devil! And Goody Putz and Goody Tregoe!!!"

by Kaytee P January 13, 2004