A gay guy who often has sex with ten guys at once. Gaymes always walks in on a joke that he didn't even hear and he starts laughing and it pisses me off. Also, he does the leg thing all the time.
Any overweight man who loudly grunts while doing common tasks, such as walking or dressing oneself. Although not appealing to the eyes, the grumblejack's scent is a little slice of heaven.