Country Dictionary

To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.

Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

this one is hard to define. 90's scottish school word. If someone is a bit sad or just plain roasting! Very laughable. Nothing to do with heat I might add.

He or she is roastin'!
What a roaster!
Also see scadder or boiler.

To beat someone up, or something

You\re asking for some sever pummelisation ya wee bawbag!

As above, just a plain smart arse, and as Charlie says, nobody likes a smart arse!
Can be used as a question, to see if someone is heading for a severe doin'!

Coming wide?
Ya wee wideo

A little scrotum!

Ya wee shrizzy bawbag!

See scadder, hoat yin, roaster
A bit geeky without knowing it.

Check out that scorpal!
Chhh, what a scorpal. Burnt ma finger oan that hoat yin!