A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning
(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning. (johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.
The name of a beautiful and strong woman. Sweet Sassy sexy with a lot of naughty thrown in. An example of lady stud to its best.
Omg. Look at that hot ass woman! She’s a real Johnnie.
The one who means the most to you. A very sweet cuddly man. The only one you want to cuddle with you. A very deep term of endearment.
Omg! He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s going to be my cuddle bear.
When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend
(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep. (Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.