A fork of Rural Dictionary
it was a graveyard smash it caught in a flash a party of monsters guest included wolfman dracula and his son The coffin-bangers arrived With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" The monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
The zombies were having fun the party had just begun they did the mash they did the monster mash
It's now the mash It's now the monster mash
Dracula: Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?" Bobby "Boris" Pickett: its now the mash its now the moster mash