A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you lose lots of money against your will or unexpectedly.
Ben: Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight?
Rodney: I can't, I spent all my money on that 'Free' Romanian gaming website.
Ben: Damn financial rape
The tool used to carry out the common practice of blowing your nose with your hand in the shower.
Derek: I can't have showers because I can't blow my nose without a tissue.
Desmond: Just use a handkerchief, dumb ass.