A fork of Rural Dictionary
a. noun
A small town on the East coast of Virginia, located on the Chesapeak Bay.
Mainly habbited by guinea bubba's, red necks, wugs, or wiggers. Because of this stereo type of people and excessive Inbreeding between families, Gloucester's literacy rate is very low. Not allowing for upper standard events to take place and/or attractive people to evolve. On a town rating by men and women. 8%=Fuckable and 92% of people in Gloucester are Butt-Ugly. When compared to the Local City of Williamsburg neighboring Gloucester; 89%=fuckable and 8%=Average 3%= Butt-Ugly. A big difference in this small town.
b. A small town where there is nothing to do, other than to go to school or skate down the rocky roads and bust your ass on rocks.
C. A Favorable place to attempt the Water sport of Wakeboarding. Because of Gloucester calm waterways and warm water.
Wigger 1: Yo, you don't fuck wit me! I live in that busted up trailer park called Sea Breeze.
Wigger 2: Yeaaa yo!, you gots ta pack heat round thur. Oh shit my BB gun broke...I'm fucked.
Betty Sue: Hey dawling! com'n o're here and gimme some loving. You talk to your uncle...ahht! I mean brother, nooo or is he your daddy? well, you talk to him yet?
Little Guinea Boy: heehawww! what?? ahh I dunno we don't have a phone. And he was making sissy scream last night like he use to with momma.
Kevin The Skater Boy: Mannn FUCK these rocks! I keep busting my ass everytime I try to do an ollie on these stupid fucks! Fucking cheap ass gloucester transportation.
a. noun
A skinny ass white boy who thinks he is hard. Who tries to dress of black hip-hop culture. And overtries to talk like a thug.
b. A caucasion that think's he is black. And can woop and other white kids ass. But when confonted by a thug he backs down cowerdly.
Wigger Bitch: Yo my name be Lee. We gotta pack heat around here to survive.
Skater Boy: Man fuck off you fucking wigger bitch, all's you got under there is your lil bro's water pistol! haha
Domineque: Yeaa boy, you right about that thurr...that mo fo' gun from Dollar Tree.