A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol
Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies
When a white mother and a Portuguese father make a beautiful lil monster, we then call her OUR PORKCHOP!!!!!
My daughter Oakley 😁 is a porkchop