A fork of Rural Dictionary
When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.
Example one The Usual Suspects "Keyser Söze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage. Example two Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!" Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died." Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?" Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason." Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?" Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"