Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

open-minded

The state of having the same beliefs and perceptions as you, or being succeptible to their influence.

I'm looking to meet open-minded people, but only if they believe X, Y, and Z.

by Killing Kittens September 09, 2006

Zoophilia

A word used in place of "bestiality", often with the intention of making the practice sound more dignified.

"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is removed to protect dolphinlovers, musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children." from www.dolphinsex.org

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004

bisexual

In Roman times, the average man. In modern times, the average woman.

"I had a sense that Gudeau might bat from both sides of the plate." --ettercap

by Killing Kittens June 21, 2004

offensive

What you see that you don't like when you look in the mirror.

Truth is the most offensive thing of all.

by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004

Protestantism

Christianity Lite.

"Yes, I know how he died, and why he died, but I would SO much prefer to focus on his teachings rather than the passion itself." --anonymous protestant

by Killing Kittens June 24, 2004

misogynist

A man in a state of sexual frustration.

Why on earth was this definition previously deleted? Must everyone be so literal as to take offence?

by Killing Kittens March 18, 2005

African-American

A term commonly used to refer to American blacks, who by now are no more african than any other american.

"Now they're calling us African Americans," said Bill Cosby, "We used to be black."

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2004