Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

The Masters Chair

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.

Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair. Man 2: Why Not.

by Kim Mitten April 12, 2007

Goodies Pizza

A Brighton term for a woman with very spotty breasts.

I got her bra off and she had Goodies Pizza, I couldn't continue.

by Kim Mitten April 12, 2007

Traffic Teasing

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.

Did you pick up any hookers tonight? No I was just traffic teasing.

by Kim Mitten March 24, 2007

Flowery Seat

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly

Oh go on, give me a flowery seat

by Kim Mitten March 24, 2007

Dirty Burger

When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.

'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.' ' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'

by Kim Mitten March 24, 2007

Dirty Clown

Someone who gets sexual pleasure from a partners dirty burger.

I had a dirty burger and Simon lapped it up, he's such a dirty clown.

by Kim Mitten April 12, 2007

Pussy Up Chips

Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.

John: Whats wrong? Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot. John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.

by Kim Mitten April 12, 2007