A fork of Rural Dictionary
A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.
Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair. Man 2: Why Not.
A Brighton term for a woman with very spotty breasts.
I got her bra off and she had Goodies Pizza, I couldn't continue.
When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.
Did you pick up any hookers tonight? No I was just traffic teasing.
When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly
Oh go on, give me a flowery seat
When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.
'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.' ' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'
Someone who gets sexual pleasure from a partners dirty burger.
I had a dirty burger and Simon lapped it up, he's such a dirty clown.
Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.
John: Whats wrong? Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot. John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.