Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it

not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE

by Kimmy Booth January 19, 2005

s'crackin

North Brisbane,Australian slang for
"What is cracking"
WE GET LAZY AS TIME GOES BY...

PRIMATIVE TIMES: UGH STUBBIE!!!
LATER: what is going on?
EVEN LATER: what is cracking?
100 AD: what's cracking
2005: S'Crackin

ILLITERATE BASTARDS.STOP BEING LAZY

by kimmy booth March 03, 2005

fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand

"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"

by kimmy booth April 17, 2005

Good Charlotte

.Adjective to describe self-declared 'artists' that wrecked the miniute chance of decent prosperty they had by emoing their way to the dark side that is commercialism and materialism

GC: Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, they're always complaining

Me: Didn't you demand Mcdonalds delivered food to you because youre 'celebrities'?

GC: We're going to write a song about how ignorant you are

Me: fuckheads...

by kimmy booth June 12, 2005

Good Charlotte

Good charlotte combined have enough skill and balls for a one man game of canadian Left-handed pingpong

Right-handed Canadian Pingpong champs:Wanna Play?
Good Charlotte:Ummm, NO IM BUSY!! LIFESTYLEEESSS OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUSSSSSS

by kimmy booth June 12, 2005

war

#a bitch
#the resolution to alot of the worlds problems, the main cause of them
#a drinking game me and my friends wont play anymore..long story

"damn, war is such a bitch, dude"
"yer man, i no"

by kimmy booth March 01, 2005

Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 01, 2005