Country Dictionary

suspishy

suspicious + fishy + suspishy
so questionable that it stnks

"Gee, there's something suspishy about this sushi."

whotle

pronounced hoo-tle

the remaining members of the WHO and BEATLES join their songs with a common word to preform songs together.
can also be used with other bands.

To Whotle the songs 'I Dig a Pony' and 'My Generation'
"Well I, I, I, I, Dig what we S, S, S, Say."

naycation

The time spent between jobs or when furloughed for an extended period. no = nay , nay + vacation = naycation.

When Kevin was indefinitely laid off in 2009, he spent his naycation going back to college to earn a degree.

Menstrual Equinox

The Day all women worldwide have their period on the same day

The Menstrual Equinox will be the death of all Man kind

Hollandaze Sauced

The state of mind someone gets vacationing in Amsterdam.

We visited many 'Coffee Houses' while in Amsterdam that the entire time we were Hollandaze Sauced.