Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Moss Piglet

A novice (green to, ie: moss) to pig play/dirty sex

Friend 1: Dude, you totally missed it last night. I went to this party and it was lit. The host had the house sectioned out in different sex themes. I was in the pig pen and by the end of the night I was made a Moss Piglet.

by KnowItAll1979 July 24, 2022

Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late. Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Jerker lurker

Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.

Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today. Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 03, 2020