A fork of Rural Dictionary
When his EX wont stop comin around, and she finds out about your FAVORITE perfume.. and she starts spreading it on THICK, and you stop wearing it.. and then you cant stand to even smell it anymore.. it belongs to her now.. you just got “ShtankGanked”
Daaaaamn girl, is she wearin your favorite perfume now too? Yo ass got ShtankGanked and you aint done shiiit. ...shit up! 😤
If you have a fat belly and you hang out with other guys that also have fat bellies... then you participating in some world class FAGGUTTRY and you are in fact.. a great big FAGGUT!
Me: Hey Sergio, Wanna go to a dive bar and drink ourselves half to death? Sergio: Hubblaaaahh! Go Drink yourself half to death by your.. self. ..faggut.” Me: “Meh.. you suck. ....faggut. “
If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers
Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just "baking maybes"
Similar to Wine Flu a hangover you get when you drink a 30 pack of Coronas and then tequila..
Bro, i hate Cinco De Mayo, Last year i got so wasted i had Corona Virus For 3 days!
The "Grumpy" object that Amber Turd left on Johnny Depps bed...
im not feeling popular, i better go have a me too movement... that will solve all my problems. the REAL me to "movement" has finally arrived... and its grumpy,
Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..
so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!
One who speaks durriasly about another. also see: one who flung fecally factless falsness from under yer plundered chun-der of num-ber two thunderous blunder plungers
I no speaka goot engrish…. But that dont mean i dont hear you being BIIIIIG KAKATAHKA ALL DAY