Country Dictionary

Bandana

What someone says when they fart and burp at that same time. Although very rare, it is a useful word to let someone know that those two body functions happened.

Victor-"Hey guys? Guess What?.....Bandana...."

Jeff-"Yeah right, that never happens"

Kwon-"Well I just heard him burp"

****30 Seconds Later*****

Jeff-"OMG! What is that smell? YOU DID FART?"

Queen of Hearts

Another word for Vagina or Pussy

"I was all in dat hoe's Queen of Hearts, last night"

Jizz Band

Term used when talking about Jazz Band.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.

"Dude i just got back from Jizz Band. I need a clean pair of pants."

Ace of Clubs

Another word for Ass or butt

Dat ho got a bangin' Ace of Clubs

Sham-wow!

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

Good Googly Moogly

Expression used when seeing an impressive back side.

"Good Googly Moogly, that chick has a nice Ace of Clubs."