A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.
During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.
Foreheading is when a person is glued to their phone or electronic device, and constantly looking down at their screen. You go to talk to them, and all you see is their forehead.
Kayla, can you hear me?!? Kayla! I am trying to talk to you, and you are Foreheading again. Oh sorry, I just got the new City Farmer app.
DJeans are when you try to pass off jeans as dress pants by tucking in a button up shirt while wearing dress shoes or cowboy boots. Sometimes as sport jacket is involved. It usually happens at weddings, and when your office starts a new business casual dress code.
According to the new company policy on Business Casual, Randy was in violation with his grey Levi Djeans,even though his white button up was tucked in.