A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.
Noun; What some people think men, especially white men will develop by the year 2040. They are similar to female breasts, but apparently not as developed. This thought comes from the conspiracy that masculinity in white males are in the decline, though this theory is nothing but pseudoscience.
Bob:Did you know that white men will develop Proto-Breasts by 2040?
Alice:If you believe shit like that, chances are you already developed them.
Verb; When a character (real or fake) does something that causes a mass extinction event of most or all other characters. The original comes from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) in which the main antagonist, Thanos, snaps his fingers whilst wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, resulting in half of all the universe's life dies.
Alice: Bob, I don't feel so good. * Turns into dust, dying in the process*
Bob: Oh, god! Joe must have been pulling a Thanos!
Phrase; The funniest phrase in existence, even funnier than Pickle Rick, what many consider the funniest shit you've ever seen, even though it is not the case.
"Pizza Hut in the Garage."
*Incoming hundreds of decibels of laughter*
A French term referring to the northern half of the Republic of Chad. Nobody knows what it actually stands for.
WTF Paradox where did you get B. E. T. from?
Noun: A feeling of disgust and constipation combined into one. Usually felt by people in the navy
I feel so sick of this shit, I think I might have disgustipation.