Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cum sow

A slovenly thottie worth nothing but toppy Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy Ass is so fat & tits on abundance Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!" That's a wench I like to call a. . .

Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡ Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation. Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost? Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow. Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow. L(*o*L) Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!