Country Dictionary

Choice + Option

What's the best strain of weed? It's so hard to choose there's sooo many choptions!!!!!

Whatever + Shut up

Tell my husband "shutever" when he tells me to turn down my music because he doesn't like rap.

beep beep hot stuff coming through

When one considers thyself as hot shit. For example, "Did you see Lisa come in here all beep beep'n like she all that?!" Every time my dog comes in from going pee, he acts like he's all that, just beep beep'n into the house.

scratching itching

I got bit by so many mosquitoes I've been scritching my legs all damn day !!!

Conserve + save

I do my best to consave energy, but I also prefer to keep my home at 95° year round.

Fat Bloated Fucker

I can hardly reach down to untie my shoes tonight, imma total FBF.

EXCEPTIONALLY FUCKED OFF

Had a bunch of friends over last night, my house EFO today. EFO?? Ya man, it's EFO (Exceptionally Fucked Off)